50 Shades Free - Movie

Don't do it bro! Don't do it!

So my little buddy Lacey and I went to go see this thrilling tale of love and banging. I was bored of my hermetic existence, she has been locked in new born baby land for months, so going to the theater to see this was just what we needed.

I can't recommend this movie for everyone, but if you know anything about the series you know exactly what to expect, and this movie delivers on that.

We had fun mocking all the musical montages, it's like dance music but a bit too slow played over slow camera pans and little life vignettes. Hilarious. There were a few sex scenes, a couple action scenes, and a TON of people trying their best to pretend to be interested in acting in this movie.

Good times. Happy Valentines Day!